Crash.0 #98
Date Joined: 3-15-09 SVDG Debut: 3-15-14
Gear: 187, Deadbolts and Blue Streaks
Profession: Paper Pusher
How Did you get involved in Roller Derby? Saw a flyer at a gym, came on by
How did you choose your skate name? I fall a lot… a whole lot. Sooo much falling.
Pre-Derby Sport background: Field Show and Drum-Line
Off Skates work out: Iron Compound
Best Fresh Meat moment: Forming Team Awkward
Favorite Derby moment: The day I could skate backwards
Derby Hero(s): ShortStop
Pre-Bout Ritual: All about the make-up
Derby Wife/ Derby Best Friend: Slam Bam Mir-I-Am
Sidney Vicious
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Double O Nuts #00
Date Joined: 3-23-08
SVDG Debut: 4-19-08
Gear: Scabs/187’s
Profession: AR for a construction company
How Did you get involved in Roller Derby? Met a derby girl at the bar
How did you choose your skate name? The Double is for double fisting (beers pervs) Nuts cuz i’m crazy and 00 cuz it looks like a ball sack aka nuts
Pre-Derby Sport background: Softball, flag football, soccer
Off Skates work out: Nope
Best Fresh Meat moment: The feeling of finally finding where I belong.
Favorite Derby moment: Every time I lace up my skates.
Derby Hero(s): Every one We are Derby
Pre-Bout Ritual: I say a prayer thanking my god for the opportunity, and for the safety of all involved.
Derby Wife/ Derby Best Friend: Free-lance baby!
Thunder Cakes #350
Date Joined: 1-11-11
SVDG Debut: 7-21-12
Gear: Antik skates, S1 kneepads and helmet, 187 elbow pads and wrist guards
Profession: Book stamper, dog rescuer
How Did you get involved in Roller Derby? I needed some excitement in my life. Lol.
How did you choose your skate name? I like to bake and work in a library and there’s a book called “Thunder Cake” and what do temperature do you bake it at? 350!
Pre-Derby Sport background: None unless you count competitive marching band.
Off Skates work out: The Iron Compound training facility
Best Fresh Meat moment: Meeting many of the girls I still skate with.
Derby Hero(s): Bonecrusher
Pre-Bout Ritual: So many rituals, but the day must include makeup, music, and iced coffee.
Derby Wife/ Derby Best Friend: N/A: I have commitment issues.
Hot Pursuit #915
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Slam Bam Mir I Am
Date Joined: 4-16-13
SVDG Debut: 4-16-16
Gear: Solaris Skates and a little bit of everything else
Profession: Social Worker
How Did you get involved in Roller Derby? A friend of a friend found a flyer for tryouts. I liked her enough to join in with her (and offer protection. The tryout was in a random building in Ceres).
How did you choose your skate name? I liked the idea of doing something with my real name. And my old supervisor supplies the “Slam Bam”. Since I’m a big fan of falling on the ground, I figured it was appropriate.
Pre-Derby Sport background: I think I kicked a soccer ball once?
Cocktail #200
Date Joined: 1-31-19
SVDG Debut: 3-2-19
Gear: I wear Reidell 265 boots with Avenger magnesium plates. I have been wearing the same set of Atom Booms since 2013. I don’t change wheels for different surfaces, I adjust my footwork when needed.
Profession: Lead Laboratory Technician
How Did you get involved in Roller Derby? Tried out with the Sac City Rollers in June of 2008.
How did you choose your skate name? My name is Mazel Tough Cocktail. It is a cute play on words that combines some of my cultural background. I go by Cocktail because who doesn’t love a good cocktail? 200 used to be 200 Proof when you could have letters as part of your number. I have had other names as well depending upon the team. They include, Mexilente, JewSea, and Pussy Galore.
Pre-Derby Sport background: From ages 4-9 I was training as an artistic skater. Figures was where I did the best. I wasn’t especially athletic otherwise.
AnKill Biter #65
Date Joined: 10-1-14
SVDG Debut: 6-10-16
Gear: Bont, S One, Pro Designed, 187
Profession: Yardmaster for the Rail Road
How Did you get involved in Roller Derby? Saw a game and decided I wanted to try that.
How did you choose your skate name? I was named by another team mate, Shell Shock. I was just going to use my real name. I had issues with spraining my ankle and then breaking it. She said your name should be ankle biter. It stuck. 65 is a # that was used between my husband and I. Back when pagers were used. Lol
Pre-Derby Sport background: Cross fit, weight training, anything except running.
Phunky BruisedHer, 521
Date Joined: 4-28-18
Gear: Reidell Wicked Skates, Glittery Silver S1 Helmet
Profession: Afterschool Program District Coordinator
How Did you get involved in Roller Derby? I came to a game and fell in love! Only problem: I couldn’t skate. AT ALL. But I was determined to do it anyway. It took lots of falling and lots of getting back up, but here I am!
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Pre-Derby Sport background: Amateur Bowling, Muggle Quidditch
Sinester #187
